So I've created a new potion, and I really want to test it on somebody! If I did it right, then it should shrink you down to be teeny tiny little person. You agree to try it for me, and it actually works! Seeing you so small gives me an urge to step on you and crush you, so I proceed to do so. Then I realize how tasty you look and proceed to EAT you! You taste so good!