When was the last time your significant other actually put effort into the presents she bought you? Its going to be another year of new socks, underwear and a shave set or something stupid like that. Remember when she used to get all dressed up in some festive holiday lingerie and fucked your brains out? Ya those days havent come just like you I a long time. So fuck her this year. Dont buy her a damn thing. Take her gifts return them and give me the cash or hell Ill even take her presents im not picky. Look at me now look at her. Im hotter, younger, thinner and my vagina isnt wrecked from chil...

When was the last time your significant other actually put effort into the presents she bought you? Its going to be another year of new socks, underwear and a shave set or something stupid like that. Remember when she used to get all dressed up in some festive holiday lingerie and fucked your brains out? Ya those days havent come just like you I a long time. So fuck her this year. Dont buy her a damn thing. Take her gifts return them and give me the cash or hell Ill even take her presents im not picky. Look at me now look at her. Im hotter, younger, thinner and my vagina isnt wrecked from childbirth or lack of kegals. Just fuck her, the holiday stress, your families and come spend three days of pure bliss with me. All you have to do is be my Santa baby and spoil the fuck out of me with what was supposed to be hers. The more you spoil me the dirtier and hotter I get. Make me drenched and I will show you 3 days that you wont ever forget!