I have some exciting news honey! Im pregnant! Yes weve been trying for so long and it finally happened all it took was me fucking other men. I dont know why you are upset, im not the one who was infertile as I got pregnant super quick by those other men. I just saved us dozens of drs visits and thousands of dollars that we would have had to spend anyway. So suck it up, and get over the fact that other men picked up your slack and care for me and my growing belly.

I have some exciting news honey! Im pregnant! Yes weve been trying for so long and it finally happened all it took was me fucking other men. I dont know why you are upset, im not the one who was infertile as I got pregnant super quick by those other men. I just saved us dozens of drs visits and thousands of dollars that we would have had to spend anyway. So suck it up, and get over the fact that other men picked up your slack and care for me and my growing belly.