What do you think of my new outfit dear? Do you like it I bought it today with your card. A new dress, a fox fur hat, pampered at the spa you get the idea. Oh hush honey a girl like me deserves all of that and more. Oh so much more. As of today a few things are going to change the first being that you are going to be picking up extra shifts and working longer hours at work. Why because I'm not going back to work ever again. A woman like me should never have to lift a finger for anything. And while you've been oh so devoted to me for so many years I well haven't been. I've been quite unfaith...

What do you think of my new outfit dear? Do you like it I bought it today with your card. A new dress, a fox fur hat, pampered at the spa you get the idea. Oh hush honey a girl like me deserves all of that and more. Oh so much more. As of today a few things are going to change the first being that you are going to be picking up extra shifts and working longer hours at work. Why because I'm not going back to work ever again. A woman like me should never have to lift a finger for anything. And while you've been oh so devoted to me for so many years I well haven't been. I've been quite unfaithful and practically rested with every one of your companies ceos. Why do you think they keep inviting us to all those parties and corporate retreats? Duh its because of me, I've been napping my way up the corporate ladder for a while now and I quite like the perks its given me. So i'm going to continue doing so. I know you like your job and if you try to leave me it will probably result in you getting let go. So suck it up honey at least ill let you watch sometimes.