I hated always vaccuming my carpets so I jumped at the chance to install wood floors. Now I have a differnt problem... the carpets let the dirt settle into the fibers keeping my feet relatively clean but the wood floors.. well the dirt, dust and hair just sits there until my feet track it through the house. Its even worse having to constantly sweep all the time. So this is where you come in, I want you to lick my feet clean and keep them clean. Lick up all the dirt and keep my buttery soft soles pristine. Now thats going to be hard bc of my floors so when you arent using your tongue to clean m... Show more