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I have news for you honey your mrs claus has been a naughty girl and I wanna come clean. I want an open relationship where Im free to fuck all my massive studs across the globe while you find yourself in a relationship with a chastity cage. Ill be the one who decides when you can have relations with your hand. Dont give me that whole no one can ever leave the north pole bs as i've been sneaking off with the reindeer for a while now and the world hasn't ended you old fat prick. I'm coming clean because i'm tired of hiding it and just want to be free. We haven't been intimate in years and no one else would want to be with you trapped like a prisoner baking cookies and caring for thousands of elves for centuries. So there will be room for me on that sleigh tonight and we will be stopping at every single one of my studs homes for me to get my freak on while you sit in the sleigh crying while you listen to me scream their names and moan in ecstasy.