That pesky family of yours keeps getting in the way of you serving me freely dont they? So worried that a cc statement will show up and give you all away. Yet you ache and yearn to max it out and dive into debt just for me. Well I have the perfect solution to this problem a way to do just this without them ever finding out. And by doing so you will be able to really contribute to my life and future in a BIG and super meaningful way.