What the heck is this on my couch? Ughh its a little man. Why do you keep looking at my belly like that? You think my bloated belly is sexy? God you are so freaking weird. Keep that up and I may just eat you. YOU WANT me to eat you??! Careful sometimes what you think you want isnt all that its cracked up to be and once you go down there will be no turning back.

What the heck is this on my couch? Ughh its a little man. Why do you keep looking at my belly like that? You think my bloated belly is sexy? God you are so freaking weird. Keep that up and I may just eat you. YOU WANT me to eat you??! Careful sometimes what you think you want isnt all that its cracked up to be and once you go down there will be no turning back.