Summer's here, and that means it's bikini season. While my body is in its optimal state, I still think it could be even more bikini-ready. My bikini already shows how far I've come, but I think I could still use a couple more pounds, don't you? I want the whole world to see just how hard I work on growing my curves and being a glutton, and the best way to do that is in a very teeny tiny bikini.

So, I'm skipping all the things the typical girl does when trying to get bikini-ready, like eating celery, and heading straight to the fatty foods and sugary sweets. I really hope it goes st...

Summer's here, and that means it's bikini season. While my body is in its optimal state, I still think it could be even more bikini-ready. My bikini already shows how far I've come, but I think I could still use a couple more pounds, don't you? I want the whole world to see just how hard I work on growing my curves and being a glutton, and the best way to do that is in a very teeny tiny bikini.

So, I'm skipping all the things the typical girl does when trying to get bikini-ready, like eating celery, and heading straight to the fatty foods and sugary sweets. I really hope it goes straight to my gut and tits because a top-heavy fatty is always fun. I'm promising to pack it on and make this summer my most bikini-body worthy summer.

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