All of this obsession over my ass gets a little annoying sometimes. I know almost every man I talk to fantasizes about putting some digusting body part of his in my ass...whether it be his finger, his dick, whatever. Guess what? Not going to happen! Today, I'm going to teach you how to enjoy a finger up YOUR ass since you'll never get to put it in mine. Don't worry, it's only one finger; you'll barely feel it. I'll even let you jerk off while you're doing it. You're welcome, ass addict.