Let's face it, you're a fat, lazy loser who can't get any action. The only exercise you get is by jerking off. That's ok though, because I want you to be fat. I want to keep you (as in, your MONEY) all for myself. So grab a big bag of chips, tubby. I'm going to make you even fatter. Oh and if you can find your dick under that huge blob of fat, go ahead and jerk it while you chow down.