It's hump day, loser! Since you don't get much real action, you're going to stick your disgusting little dick in a mouthwash bottle. Hopefully the opening of your mouthwash bottle is big enough, otherwise this is going to be more pain than pleasure. Either way, it will feel soooo good to hump something other than your hand. After you cum in the bottle, you won't even think twice about what I tell you to do next. Hahaha. Happy hump day, idiot.