For those of you who actually want to do something USEFUL with yourselves, here it is. Pay my phone bill for the month. Do it because you want to pay it, not because you think I need you to pay it. I don't need you to pay for anything. I just don't fucking feel like paying bills. They're boring and I'd rather spend money on shopping and vacations. So make yourself useful and pay for my phone, even though you know you'll never even come close to scoring my digits haha. Hey, at least you get to stare at me on my phone for a few minutes while I tell you how easy and awesome my life is.