I spend enough money at Victoria's Secret that they should offer me a bottle of Dom Perignon every time I go in there. During their biannual sale, I usually spend enough to buy myself a few bottles. There's nothing wrong with champagne, but I can't wear it, which means it doesn't LOOK nearly as good to me. However, what kind of world would it be if I had to actually buy the lingerie myself? Worry not, paypiggy; that will never happen. You see, after I try on some of the sexy outfits I bought, you will be begging to buy them for me.