Spending a day at the beach is so divine. I get to strut and prance around wearing a teeny bikini in front of a bunch of people, showing off My tight sexy body. Everyone is staring at Me. I know everyone is jaw dropping, gawking at My fine ass. What I also know is that there is little troll computer nerds waiting at home for Me, behind your screen to slurp up every last grain of sand from My sexy soles. Jerk it to Me and suck this mushy sand from My feet!