It's date night, Loser. This is the BIG night you've been waiting for! You're going to treat this date like a real special romance, sweeten the night up like a gentlemen. Oh, what? You think you do not have to put in effort to make sure the sex is a sure thing- just because it's your hand? HA! What a laugh! That's not how to works, tonight you are going to pull out all the stops to make sure your date, your fucking hand, is treated with the respect it deserves- poor innocent hand being subjected to your nasty penis without the proper etiquette all this time. Not tonight. Dim those lights and s... Show more