Your hot female friend invites you over and wants to hang out, just the two of you. Is it really happening? Get a grip, you are in the FRIENDZONE just like now and forever. We are just friends and that isn’t changing. Ever. I’m busy taking pics for this other guy I’m seeing, you’re not gonna be weird about it, right? Even if I pose and try to get angles that make my ass look all juicy and plump? Oh you’ve gotta see this pic I just took, or would that make things awkward? Better not see it then, just to play it safe.

I’m getting ready to decide which outfit I want to wear, you don’t...

Your hot female friend invites you over and wants to hang out, just the two of you. Is it really happening? Get a grip, you are in the FRIENDZONE just like now and forever. We are just friends and that isn’t changing. Ever. I’m busy taking pics for this other guy I’m seeing, you’re not gonna be weird about it, right? Even if I pose and try to get angles that make my ass look all juicy and plump? Oh you’ve gotta see this pic I just took, or would that make things awkward? Better not see it then, just to play it safe.

I’m getting ready to decide which outfit I want to wear, you don’t mind if I change, right? I’m REALLY trusting you to not make things weird, we are just friends, no peeking! Friends don’t look at each other while they’re changing. Even if I strip down to a tiny g-string you gotta promise you’re not gonna look as I change from outfit to outfit. It’s so nice to have such a good friend like you that would NEVER betray my trust and look at me as I change right in front of him. Which one should I let my new man see me in? It’s a good thing I have such a good friend like you to help me decide.