Greetings men of earth, I have come from planet Z to shrink and enslave all men. We have been watching all of you from a distance and we have decided that the men of earth are terribly useless when left to their own devices, so we have come here to give you all purpose. Of course we will also play with you too! Tiny men are just so fun to play with, to swallow, to step on, to sit on, to shove in our boobs.