I know just what a dirty pervy guy like you wants for Xmas! You just want my smelly gym socks! Maybe if you're good you'll get some of my delicious damp socks in your stocking this year! Be a good boy and assume the position on your knees before my propped up feet! I know how you long to press you face into my smelly soles! It's your lucky day! Stroke as you sniff!