It's my birthday week! It's the week you've been saving up for all year! You will be challenged to buy specific items from my wishlist and send specific amounts of $ in the form of tributes, I will tease you and taunt you and make you beg for a release, which I will then deny unless you pay the amount I state. Hold that load. Don't be tempted to stroke, because before you reach down between your legs to jerk, you're going to reach into your wallet and take out your credit card to spend $$$$