Black Friday, usually people are lining up outside stores for the deals but not you, you know your money is better spent on me. I mean honestly do you need another useless appliance? Forget going to the stores today, stay home, worship and pay your Queen. THis is where you are meant to be anyways. Here on your knees, bowing before me, worshipping, stroking, spending. Your bank account was going to get drained anyways, may as well be on your Queen!

Black Friday, usually people are lining up outside stores for the deals but not you, you know your money is better spent on me. I mean honestly do you need another useless appliance? Forget going to the stores today, stay home, worship and pay your Queen. THis is where you are meant to be anyways. Here on your knees, bowing before me, worshipping, stroking, spending. Your bank account was going to get drained anyways, may as well be on your Queen!