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Virgin 'wizards' are renowned for their ability to summon the powers of the universe to protect their virginity against any possible threat -- even where the universe comes to their aid involuntarily. Seeing as you've become a Wizard over a decade ago, it's now time to confer upon you the title of 'Grand Wizard' as you deftly wield the power of your profound ugliness to avoid the calamity of ever having offspring with your virgin dick. I am only too happy to jab you with the red hot poker of truth as you spiral down the rabbit hold of porn addition, casting scorn upon you for the obscene, perverted fantasies that can only originate from the mind of the most mock-worthy, bottom-of-the-barrel sexual laughingstock imaginable...especially when he's a dick-spanking Christian.