Well, my date went well! She even gave me her room number and asked me to meet her there. But when I enter I find you, a police officer, telling me to „Freeze, perv!“ Oh, I don’t know what I did? Well, haven’t I heard that lying to women on a date is now a felony? And my date was wearing a wire and you listened to everything I told her. And that sounded like a lot of BS. But let’s check. What did I say? “I’m well off financially”? You already looked up my credit report. So not true, especially with me paying for all that online porn! But let’s have a look at my claims about my physical attr... Show more