Hi I'll be your nurse! So you're here to donate some sperm? I need you to fill this cup at least half way up in order to analyze your sperms motility. Go ahead and drop your pants.... Oh my.. I had no idea penis's even came that small! And where are you nuts? Oh wait I think I see them, jeez they look like squirrel nuts! HAHA! why on earth would you think anyone would want sperm from those TINY things?! Oh my god, are you getting hard right now? Does being humiliated turn you on? It's hard to tell if it's getting hard. it's just so damn small! *takes off lab coat* Oh now I can see it getting h... Show more