OMG do you seriously think you could ever be my boyfriend?! WHat a joke! You can't join the ranks of my boyfriends, no amount of money in the world could make me date you! I don't even want to look at you! Who would? Go to the gym, go on a diet, even then I still wouldn't date you because you're ugly! You're a pathetic mess, NO girl would even talk to you unless out of pity. Do the world a favor and crawl back into the basement from whence you came and never come out!