Greetings earthling! I have come to your strange planet to see for myself how your kind operates. I have researched your species and it would seem that large shiny mammary glands make your apparatus erect! I am quite curious about the white liquid stuff that spurts forth from your apparatus. How long does it usually take? If i rub and bounce my mammary glands in your face does that make it go faster? How about if I pinch my nipples like this? Yes this is excellent field research!