Forget your ugly ass frumpy wife this valentines day! She's not getting any gifts, no jewelry, no chocolates, no dinner out on the town. NO! Just explain to her that you don't have the money for all of that... for her anyway. It's all going to ME! I want it all, I want jewelry, chocolates, lingerie, I want to go out and eat an expensive dinner, stay in a fancy hotel suite with a jacuzzi tub, I want the works! I deserve it, look at me, I'm way hotter than your silly wife! My tits, my ASS, my FACE, I'm just superior and she's inferior! So spend all your time and money on me this V day!