?When you're mine, no one else matters, not your silly friends or lame family, just me. It's that time of year, the time where you're working over time and taking the bus to save money to buy me the most expensive gifts! I deserve the best, everyone else in your life gets dollar store gifts, I get the very best! You want to please me, my happiness is your happiness. ?Remember me when you're taking the bus instead of a taxi, remember me when you eat ramen noodles for lunch, remember me when you buy gifts for your wife at the dollar store, because all that money you're saving is going to me! ... Show more