Every damn day my inbox is filled with stupid emails, emails starting with "hi", "hi"? REALLY?! are you fucking high? Do you have to be high to fucking get the courage to contact me? That is not how you address me, I can't even believe I have to repeat myself like this! So listen up you fucking loser, I am going to give you the run down on how to contact me, how to buy my socks, shoes, sessions, etc, and in the meantime I will verbally degrade you and humiliate you, because that's what your dumb ass deserves!