You and your wife work so hard to make ends meet, I bet she's really wanting a vacation by now, but she doesn't get one. NO, she's not your Goddess, she doesn't get to go on expensive vacations like me! You will start a vacation fund for you and your wife and when you've reached $8000 you're gong to give the money to me! LOL, I can't wait to see the look of disappointment on her face! I can't wait to taunt you with pics of me on vacation spending your hard earned money! It'll be so humiliating for you and so fun for me!