You're so addicted to me you'll just pay to watch me ignore you. You'll pay to watch me talk on the phone to my friends, you'll pay to hear me talk about real men and how I'd actually fuck a real man, not like the losers who pay me to ignore them. You'll pay to watch me sit back and put my sexy bare feet up as I watch a TV show in which there's a hot gay guy scene, I am pretty hot and bothered by what I am watching because the 2 guys are SO HOT! but you just have to sit there and watch me knowing I'll never engage with you.