Drinking makes you lazy, you’re a fat lazy fuck and your need to shape up! How much do you spend on drinks per week? I’d venture to say at least $200, well now you’re going to be sending that money to me! Listen you are going to have to lose weight or get a sense of humor, make more money or something! No female will ever fuck you otherwise. You'll just be a sad virgin loser forever. Stop drinking all those empty calories and get your life together you pathetic mess!