You better be saving your money this month because it's almost August! you Know August is my birthday month and I expect you to spoil me extra every day! Tell your landlady that you wont be able to pay rent the month of August! Its hilarious to watch all my little slaves stumble around trying to please me the most! Most of them have already started buying me birthday gifts and its not even August yet! Forget all your other financial "responsibilities" you've got to prepare yourself for the month of your Goddess's birth! That's right, no more eating out, actually you'll probably have to skip a ... Show more