What am I to do with something so tiny and pathetic? this thing is not fit to call itself a man. So skinny, small, weak and scrawny - I can fit my hands around his thigh with finger length to spare. I can easily pick him up and throw him around, lift, carry and even squat his weight with ease... Maybe he can be my new gym equipment - but it is so easy it will get boring quick, and then I will have to find another use for him... Maybe a new coat for Goddess?