Lonely Valentine's Days of yore has turned you against the loveheart hallmark holiday. You're a jaded eye-rolling reject who ignores the social media feeds of dates and romantic getaways for an endless stream of internet porn and the warm comfort of your own palm. This Valentine's Day, I want you to swallow every drop and affirm to yourself just how pathetic and completely inadequate you are.

This clip includes loser humiliation, body worship, CEI, rejection, implied cuckolding, and a sensual, bratty attitude.