Just look at what you've done to me! I used to be so tiny and fit but after meeting you..I lost all control! Now, I just sit around and feed our belly and you love it! Who else would do this for you? Your Wife? No. Your GF? No. But I do! I do ALL of this for YOU! And this Valentines Day all I want is to be stuffed and filled with all of your love! ** Its still NOT too late to send me a Valentines Day gift! I eat everyday *