I was thinking about how you've been so good to me lately..all of those dinners out and flowers! You've done such a great job at making sure I know you love me. Since I got off work early..I thought I'd come home and slip into something sexy! Plan a special night..pleasing you. But guess what I found? Your GIANT porn collection. Really? Do you know how heartbreaking that it?? I'm doing everything to look sexy and all you want to do is get off to girls spraying your face with sneezes??! Look at you! You're getting hard right now. Well, take it out. If thats how easy it is to turn you on..thi... Show more