I know men are really stupid but this marks a new low. Accidentally sending Me your Facebook info? Of course I logged in. Now I know how much you care about your precious facade of a f a m i l y. I know you will do anything to avoid ruining their lives. Anything to prevent Me from writing a little Facebook message to the wifey. Your stomach sinks as you finally realize I own you now, forever. Deep down, we both know this is what you always wanted.

I know men are really stupid but this marks a new low. Accidentally sending Me your Facebook info? Of course I logged in. Now I know how much you care about your precious facade of a f a m i l y. I know you will do anything to avoid ruining their lives. Anything to prevent Me from writing a little Facebook message to the wifey. Your stomach sinks as you finally realize I own you now, forever. Deep down, we both know this is what you always wanted.