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Obviously if you are reading this you are a loser but ever since you gained consciousness you’ve been wondering why it’s always you who ends up being the loser. If you aren’t busy being a loser at home you are busy stinking up your workplace with loser beta virgin vibes. There is nowhere you can go where you’ll magically develop social skills, charisma or likability. You can travel the entire world but ultimately, there is only one place where a loser like you belongs: on the receiving end of my humiliation. Even your own bed at night feels cold and lonely compared to the coziness of gooning for your mean gorgeous Goddess. Traveling the world is fun and all but it’s a cheap thrill compared to the rush of jerking your face off to my humiliation.