You’re a good Christian who works hard, goes to church and loves his wife. Yet... you’re drawn to Me. You pretend like you’re a normal man in the real world but you have a dark secret. You fantasize about Me. Lately you’ve been buying a lot of My clips. You love worshipping God but now you’re starting to think about Me more than him. When you’re at church, supposed to be praying, you’re thinking about Me. I instruct you to grab your worthless bible and open it. You must repeat after Me, your only God, as you jerk off onto the parables, repeating whatever I want.

You’re a good Christian who works hard, goes to church and loves his wife. Yet... you’re drawn to Me. You pretend like you’re a normal man in the real world but you have a dark secret. You fantasize about Me. Lately you’ve been buying a lot of My clips. You love worshipping God but now you’re starting to think about Me more than him. When you’re at church, supposed to be praying, you’re thinking about Me. I instruct you to grab your worthless bible and open it. You must repeat after Me, your only God, as you jerk off onto the parables, repeating whatever I want.