I weaken your wallet with my pretty face. No 401k can stay full around me for long. My beauty drains you over the course of a lifetime into debt. You don’t need to send me all of your savings at once, I zero you out so slowly you don’t notice. My flawless face could financially ruin you and it scares you but simultaneously you know it is your destiny to be financially destroyed by me. These perfect plump lips? My impossibly gorgeous face? Not even the strongest man on earth could resist me, let alone a weak willed wallet like you.