Of course I respect marriage and vows, I just don’t respect yours. It’s okay, you don’t either, it’s more fun to forget about what you respect and just do what feels good. Having sex with your wife used to feel good, maybe, but now jerking off for Me feels better. Jerk the guilt away as I plant seeds of divorce deep in your weak subconscious.

Of course I respect marriage and vows, I just don’t respect yours. It’s okay, you don’t either, it’s more fun to forget about what you respect and just do what feels good. Having sex with your wife used to feel good, maybe, but now jerking off for Me feels better. Jerk the guilt away as I plant seeds of divorce deep in your weak subconscious.