Whether you are a veteran Ivy Addict or a rookie I want you to stop what you are doing and start stroking. It is time to get lost in My mesmerizing eyes again. Today, you will be proving your love for Me in a non financial way. Of course I want all of your money but I want all of your dignity and masculinity too. I make you squirt the last drop of your dignity down your throat for My entertainment. Bring a shot glass, gooner.