I know you have spent years, maybe even decades, building an investment portfolio and carefully handpicking which stocks to purchase. Too bad. I want it all. I am going to reinvest your investments more adeptly than you. I am wealthier than you and it only makes sense to add to My opulence. You are not an investor, you are a paypig. You love watching Me revel in luxury and the wealthier I become, the weaker you are.