The best part about being a virgin is that it never gets less humiliating. In fact, the longer you stay a virgin the more thrilling it gets. For example, imagine finally signing yourself into a nursing home (because you won’t have offspring to put you in one) and you realize there is a bustling sex scene. High-school all over again except this time you’re surrounded by people with decades of sexual experience. Imagine how hot it will be gooning to me ALONE in your room. Just you and me. Even at the end of your life you will be my good little virgin goon toy, won’t you?

The best part about being a virgin is that it never gets less humiliating. In fact, the longer you stay a virgin the more thrilling it gets. For example, imagine finally signing yourself into a nursing home (because you won’t have offspring to put you in one) and you realize there is a bustling sex scene. High-school all over again except this time you’re surrounded by people with decades of sexual experience. Imagine how hot it will be gooning to me ALONE in your room. Just you and me. Even at the end of your life you will be my good little virgin goon toy, won’t you?