I talk about your tragedy of a sex life. At least your pain can entertain a Goddess of My caliber. I laugh at how you are living in a perpetual state of sexual frustration. With a defunct dick and zero stamina, you are destined to a life of pathetic gooning. I convince you to masturbate your life away. There are no options left for a sexual delinquent like you. I humiliate your masturbation addiction while simultaneously encouraging you to give into your gooner compulsions.

I talk about your tragedy of a sex life. At least your pain can entertain a Goddess of My caliber. I laugh at how you are living in a perpetual state of sexual frustration. With a defunct dick and zero stamina, you are destined to a life of pathetic gooning. I convince you to masturbate your life away. There are no options left for a sexual delinquent like you. I humiliate your masturbation addiction while simultaneously encouraging you to give into your gooner compulsions.