Your first tinder date doesn’t go exactly as planned. She is even more gorgeous than you thought and you are having fun but suddenly she demands you start sucking on her toes and that is when things take a turn for the worse. You don’t want to lick her sweaty feet but she doesn’t take no for an answer. She blows a magical powder into your face and shrinks you down to the size of a sand particle. She spits oceans worth of saliva onto you until you sink.