You have arranged an appointment with Me because you are concerned you aren’t satisfying your girlfriend based on your penis size. At first I reassure you that size doesn't really matter, you are just imagining these issues and you have nothing to worry about. I then look back at My notes and see a picture of your deformity and shockingly point out that you are less than two inches in length. Then, I begin to humiliate you for being so small. I confirm your deep seated fears and insecurities. I tell you that size doesn't usually matter for normal penises, but yours is to small and abnormal ... Show more