I'm feeling a little bit in the holiday spirit, a little bit giving. I'm feeling like I want to spread the joy a little bit, so I've decided what I want this Christmas. I don't want a new car, a bigger house, new jewelry. This Christmas I want something different, something more meaningful. I want to refocus my attention from materialistic things sweetheart, I've also come to the realization that your wallet is the only thing about you that makes me happy, but I'm missing something very vital. I want a real man. I already picked him out sweetie. I'm going to fuck your best friend. You would... Show more