Today's the big day. You deserve to be set free from your lack-luster "relationship", She doesn't satisfy you. She doesn't make you happy. You don't love her. You don't need her. Once you toss her to the curb you can set your focus completely on me. This is the life that you've always desired. Fully devoted to me, without her miserable self getting in the way any longer. Fuck your relationship, and tell her to fuck off. Today.